Wal-mart Associate

Qualified Entry: Non-Fiction Category

By: Joann Flanagan

Since I joined the Wal-mart familiarum I’ve been nickled and dimed,
Till my existence seemed illtimed,
Then I got stampeded to death slaving on Black Friday.
My pauper’s funeral in Potter’s field didn’t go off ok.
Black Friday should be banned not berhymed!


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