Some of My Jobs as a Student

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I worked for a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it, so I got cut.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. So I blew out of there.
Then I worked at a deli but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

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